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[instrumental music]

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‐ What'd you get?
‐ Oh, it's from Sean John.

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Ever since I've been on
"Entertainment Tonight"

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people have been
sending me free stuff.

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‐ Ooh.
‐ This is kind of hot, huh?

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I think I'll wear it
in my interview.

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But I just don't know what kind
of vibe I should go with.

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You know what I mean, I don't
know if I should be, like

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you know, like a thinking man.

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You know what I'm sayin'?
Or I should just be..

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Just‐just‐just chillin'.

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Right, okay.

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Or I should just go,
just straight up hip‐hop, like..

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No.

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I mean, don't do that one.
Don't do that one.

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‐ You know, I think this‐‐
‐ No, no.

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For the audience
it's too much‐‐

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Yeah, too much.

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I wish you can come by
because it's gonna be exciting.

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‐ I'm like, you know, I'm..
‐ Okay, I will.

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I'm gonna be there,
I took off work

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so I could be there
to support you.

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‐ No.
‐ Yeah.

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That's my girl.
You know what?

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For that, I am gonna give you

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a shout‐out on the air.

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‐ Oh, really?
‐ Yeah.

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Well, when you say my name

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don't just say "Tia,"
like that, no.

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You gotta say, "Tia, my joy,
my light, my fiancee.

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The only woman I ever wanna be
with ever again in life."

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Oh.

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‐ Word?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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But, uh, baby,
just one thing, um..

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The shout‐out
shouldn't be longer

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than the actual interview.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Well, that does it for this
edition of "Who's On Top?"

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Everybody, give it up
to Robert James.

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[audience cheering]

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[chuckling]

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And until next time, one..

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[indistinct yelling]

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[laughing]
Hey, thanks again, man.

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You should come tomorrow night
to the "Who's on Top" rap party.

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‐ It's gonna be ridiculous.
‐ You know what, put me on it.

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‐ I got you..
‐ Alright.

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Hey, baby! Baby! Hey.

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‐ You were great.
‐ Baby, thank you for coming.

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Oh, yeah. But you,
you forgot to shout me out.

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‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
‐ Yeah.

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Yo, Tia! How's that?

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‐ That's good.
‐ You know what, babe?

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I'm gonna make it up to you
though, alright.

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I'm gonna bring you to
the "Who's on Top"

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rap party tomorrow night.

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Oh, but, baby, tomorrow night

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is the party
for my poetry class.

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Oh, that's right.

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Oh, you know what we can do?

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We could party hard, alright?

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We'll spend a couple of hours
at my party

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and then we'll go to
your little poetry thing.

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My little poetry thing?

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You better watch out, boy,
I will get a star.

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[chuckling]

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I watch you on TV all the time,
I love you.

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Oh, okay. I love you too.

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[laughing]

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Can you take a picture with me?

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‐ Okay. Alright.
‐ Oh.

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Ah! Ooh.

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Here.

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Oh.

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[giggling]

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Okay, um, um, listen,
I appreciate, uh

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the, the love and everything

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but would y'all stop
shoving my fiancee?

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Baby, you alright?

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Yeah, I'm still
you're number one fan.

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[screaming]

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[instrumental music]

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Neesee, will you hurry up?

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Messing with you
is gonna make me have to

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pay late fees on this movie.

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"Notting Hill" can wait
till I wash my hands.

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Besides, we know
how it's gonna end.

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She's not gonna be with him.

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He's broke.

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And why won't she be with him?

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The man owns his own business,
he's an entrepreneur.

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He's very respectable.

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Hmm, well,
respect don't pay the bills.

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Especially hers.

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I mean, did you see the hotel
she was staying in?

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And you see his apartment?

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Two different lifestyles.

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How is he gonna keep up?

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And he has a roommate.

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A grown ass man
with a roommate.

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[chuckling]

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No, thanks.

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You know what? Hm.

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Let's finish this movie
with a nice bottle of wine.

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You gotta taste this. Muah.

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'Uh‐huh.'

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Can you open this?
It always messes up my nails.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I never really been
that good at this.

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Well, the cork is wood
and you're a carpenter.

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What's the problem?

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Right.

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Uh, you see
how the cork is crumbling.

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That's not supposed to happen.

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Tsk.

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‐ Cheap‐ass cork.
‐ Unh‐unh.

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That's a $50 bottle of wine. Hm.

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‐ Fifty dollars?
‐ Hm‐hmm.

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Need to come with
someone to open it.

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Alright.

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Well, good things
don't come cheap.

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Yeah, well, you know what?

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I will keep that in mind,
Neesee.

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Mm‐hmm.

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[laughs]

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Ah.

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Hmm.

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‐ Ooh.
‐ What?

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‐ Mm.
‐ You don't like it?

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No, no, no.
The wine's fine.

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It's just, it's my tooth
that's been bothering me.

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Oh, well, drink enough wine
and you'll forget that

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you have teeth.

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[instrumental music]

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Jonelle, girl, thank you so much
for watching Bobby tonight.

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'You know I owe you one.'

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No. Well, honestly
I owe you one.

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I could not take
another minute of Dirk.

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Especially when
he's in the living room

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lifting weights..

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...naked..

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...singing "Girl, you look good,
back that ass up."

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Girl, I don't know about this
roommate situation.

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He's gettin' on
your nerves, huh?

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No, he's just so..

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...sexy.

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He got these tiny little arms..

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...lifting those
tiny little weights.

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All glistening with sweat.

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Ooh, girl! He's just..

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Ooh!

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‐ Jonelle, do you want him back?
‐ Oh, hell, no. Mm‐mm.

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Dirk is a walking pet peeve.

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But you cannot deny
his sexiness.

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Yes, I could.

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[Jonelle chuckling]

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[doorbell rings]

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‐ Hey, what's up, party people?
‐ Hey.

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‐ And Jonelle.
‐ Dirk.

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Ooh.

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Robert,
you are working that suit.

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Uh‐uh, that's what
the mirror tell me.

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[laughs]

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‐ Y'all ready to roll?
‐ Okay. Bye, Jonelle.

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‐ Bye, guys.
‐ Alright.

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[upbeat music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Hey, Turtle, um, you could
put the umbrella down now

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we're inside.

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But it's still raining stardom.

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Hold up. Hold up. Attention!

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Robert James is in the house.

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[cheering]

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What's up? What's up?

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‐ What's up, Robert?
‐ Yo, bro.

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What's up, bro?

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Yay!

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Alright,
this is what we're gonna do.

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These chicks are gonna use me
to get to you, alright?

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Little trick I like to call
"My web of pimpering."

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Do you really want
a woman that's gonna use you

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to get to somebody else?

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I'm Dirk Black, have we met?

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[upbeat music]

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Oh. Baby, come on.
That's my jam. Let's dance.

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[hip‐hop song]

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Robert James?

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Oh..

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How come you didn't tell me
you were comin'?

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I wasn't gonna come
until my friend Keyshia called.

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Hey, what's up, Keyshia Cole?

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You know, I love that song
with you and Kanye West

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"I Changed My Mind."

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But I got something to ask you.

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‐ What?
‐ Are you in "The Gang?"

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'Cause that song was bangin'.

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Pop‐pop‐pop‐pop.

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[laughing]

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‐ He's so funny.
‐ Thank you.

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‐ Listen, you crazy guy.
‐ You know that‐‐

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I want you to
come meet my boyfriend, okay?

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[upbeat music]

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So, so,
I'm‐I'm at the Missy video

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doin' a exclusive, right?

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So, in the corner
I started doin' my own little..

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I'm shim.. I'm shimmering,
right? Like I'm..

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I'm turning off the faucet.
I'm a pimp.

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And I'm up there.
I'm doing this like this, right?

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'But anyway..'

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Missy yells cut, right?

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She goes, "That's the move
I want in my video."

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Next thing I know,
everybody's doin' it.

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'Check this thing one out here.'

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Okay, uh, baby.

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‐ Baby, you know what‐‐
‐ Hold on. Hold on, baby.

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Uh. Uh‐uh.

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‐ Uh! Uh!
‐ You double it up.

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‐ There you go.
‐ Ooh. I like that.

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‐ Can I keep it?
‐ Yeah.

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That was good with the double..

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Yeah, but you know what, maybe
you should add another move

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to that shimmy towards the door.

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Oh, that's right, baby,
I'm sorry.

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[pager beeping]

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Oh, now.
Oh, God! Hey! Hey, hey!

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Birdman's hosting an after party
at the Sparta Club

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and I've got one more space
in my limo, so we gotta go.

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‐ Right now.
‐ Of course. Birdman.

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Hey, yo, hold up.
You got people with you.

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Oh, yo, uh, why don't, why don't
you follow us in the limo?

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Alright. And‐and,
I'll meet you at the party.

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‐ Robert.
‐ That's right, baby..

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Your little poetry party's
goin' on right now, alright?

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So, baby, look.

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This is them
cash money millionaires.

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They're not gonna be in town
for a long time.

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And I'm trying to
lockdown this interview.

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‐ Robert, come on.
‐ I'll tell you what.

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Why don't we go to your little
poetry thing afterwards?

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No, it's already afterwards.

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Maybe I should just go
without you.

252
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Tia.

253
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,293
Are you sure?

254
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,930
Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure.

255
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,264
Cool. I'll see you later.

256
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,700
Paula!

257
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,135
Paula, Paula!

258
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,976
[instrumental music]

259
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,078
[chuckles]
You crazy, Birdman!

260
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,814
Yo! You know how we do?

261
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,750
I'll holler at you when
I'm back in the da‐da da‐da.

262
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,318
[laughing]

263
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,154
[imitating bird]

264
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,957
What's up, everybody? Yo, Tia,
how was your lil' poetry thing?

265
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,359
Jonelle, how you livin'? Dirk,
I didn't see you at the party.

266
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,894
‐ What happened to you, baby?
‐ Couldn't get in.

267
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,096
‐ I wasn't on the list.
‐ Why you ain't call me?

268
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,733
‐ I did.
‐ Oh.

269
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,134
Then I probably didn't hear
the ringin' in the club, man

270
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,836
'cause the music was bangin'!

271
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,671
Yeah, I heard it.

272
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,040
Outside!

273
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,709
And check this out, me and
the Birdman was free‐stylin'‐‐

274
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,977
Hey, Robert? Robert.

275
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,245
You know, we need to talk.

276
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,380
Yeah.

277
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,050
Hey, Dirk, you know actually
me and Robert need to talk.

278
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,052
Yeah, and Dirk..

279
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,987
...me and you need to talk too.

280
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,022
‐ Not the time!
‐ Yes, it is.

281
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,825
You need to cover your privates
when you lift it.

282
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,229
Not the time, Jonelle!

283
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,698
It's the time, it's time.

284
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,299
[chuckles]
What's up, baby?

285
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,835
You're startin' to turn
into some...new person

286
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,804
and I don't like it.

287
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,172
How you gonna blow me off?

288
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,840
Baby, I didn't blow you off.

289
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,441
You said that
you were goin' without me.

290
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,778
Yes, but you were supposed
to stop me.

291
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,245
Oh, so now you're mad at me

292
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,014
because I didn't say
what you thought I should say?

293
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,482
No, I'm mad because you said

294
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,718
you were gonna do something
and you didn't.

295
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,019
Yeah, but you told me
to do somethin'

296
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,354
that you really
didn't want me to do.

297
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,390
So now I'm mad!

298
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,225
You should have known
how I felt.

299
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,294
‐ Well, I didn't.
‐ Yeah, that's obvious.

300
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,102
Alright. Okay, baby.

301
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,104
When is your next
poetry reading?

302
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,872
It's not important.

303
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,108
Okay, just to clarify things

304
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,910
when you say, "Not important"

305
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,945
what you really mean is..

306
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,113
...important?

307
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,849
I'm saying..

308
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,751
...that some people
from my class

309
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,987
are going to this poetry cafe
tomorrow night.

310
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,789
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.

311
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,428
Can I be your date?

312
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,765
Uh‐huh, if you're free.

313
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,035
Free as a bird.

314
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,469
[phone ringing]

315
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,240
Speakin' of the devil.

316
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,374
[laughing]

317
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,276
Yo, Birdman! What's up, baby?

318
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:28,381
[instrumental music]

319
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,786
I'm trying to perfect this
new ginger snap recipe.

320
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,755
‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Try some.

321
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,259
‐ Mmm.
‐ Oh, too much snap?

322
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,995
Mm, no, no, no.
This is good.

323
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,229
It's just my tooth.

324
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,364
Well, if your tooth
is still bothering you

325
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,832
why don't you go
to the dentist?

326
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,268
No, it's not that serious.
I'm cool.

327
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,936
Mm, aww..

328
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,839
I used to be afraid
of the dentist too.

329
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,509
You know, until my
Aunt Clotilde's tooth fell out

330
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,443
while she was openin' up
a ketchup packet.

331
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,846
Now that, that cured me.

332
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,016
I'll be honest with you.

333
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,318
I don't have dental insurance
right now.

334
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,021
Wow, I don't remember the last
it was like that for me.

335
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,457
Like what?

336
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,959
Well, I‐I just..

337
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,329
I've never..

338
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:20,133
...dated someone
who...k‐kind of‐‐

339
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,568
Wasn't ballin'?

340
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:24,370
Right. That.

341
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,239
Well, I kind of figured
we'd get here at some point.

342
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,141
Neesee, I've noticed that

343
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,044
you're used to
a higher standard and..

344
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,947
...I may not be able
to give you that, but..

345
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,381
...I do have

346
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,218
other non material things
to offer.

347
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,521
Oh, no, no,
I didn't mean it like that.

348
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,488
You have plenty of things
to offer.

349
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,526
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.

350
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,094
Let me give you a hypothetical
question, alright?

351
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,531
Suppose I want to take you
on this trip

352
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,432
and I wanted us
to fly a coach.

353
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,934
Would you be cool with that?

354
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,069
Okay, we're flying coach
because?

355
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,875
Um, I mean that came out wrong.

356
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,012
You know somethin',
I think we're gonna be late

357
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,181
for Jazz Bakery, and, um

358
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,350
my tooth is really
botherin' me so..

359
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,386
...why don't we
take a rain check?

360
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,857
Okay, uh, are you sure?

361
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,928
Well, I hope your tooth
doesn't bother you too much.

362
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,163
Yeah, me too.

363
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,066
Well, I can handle it.

364
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,272
[instrumental music]

365
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,314
‐ Hey, girl.
‐ Hey, hey.

366
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,316
‐ Mommy!
‐ Hey.

367
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,952
‐ Hey. Mm. What?
‐ Guess what?

368
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,321
Ms. Abrahams has
let me grade papers.

369
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,557
Oh! Well, that's great, puddin'.

370
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,292
Come on, let's go upstairs
and get your things.

371
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,360
‐ Okay.
‐ Alright.

372
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,329
Little free child labor, huh?

373
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,367
Um, Jonelle..

374
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,669
Can I ask you a question?

375
00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:05,238
Uh, yes, they're real.

376
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,274
[sighs]

377
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,111
Thanks for clearin' that up.

378
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,581
But for my actual question, um..

379
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,016
Do you fly coach?

380
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,118
‐ No.
‐ Good.

381
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,586
I go greyhound.

382
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,057
Why, are you takin' me
on a trip?

383
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,325
No.

384
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,460
But, uh‐uh, I'm‐I'm kind
of dating this guy

385
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,329
that doesn't make
much money and

386
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,665
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be
able to deal with that.

387
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,601
Oh, okay, well, you need to ask
yourself two questions.

388
00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:36,436
First, do you really like him?

389
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,238
‐ I might.
‐ Okay.

390
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,706
Well, a good man
is hard to find.

391
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,307
And a rich one is even harder

392
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,443
so you owe it to yourself
to figure it out.

393
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,011
‐ Guess you're right.
‐ Mm‐hm.

394
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,247
Now what's the second question?

395
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,715
Does he have a brother?

396
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,485
[instrumental music]

397
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:56,590
[snapping fingers]

398
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,725
Settle down, settle down.

399
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:01,628
Who's up next
for open mic night?

400
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:03,329
Come on up.

401
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,271
[clears throat]
I call this one "My Man."

402
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,140
That's me.
She's talkin' about me.

403
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,479
"I call sexy by a name

404
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:22,148
"but lately sexy's gotten fame.

405
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,050
"Exposed by heat

406
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,153
"he starts to burn
which starts to turn my love

407
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,556
"into an after‐thought.

408
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,792
"I asked myself
how will this work?

409
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,460
"If instead of sexy,
I see a jerk.

410
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,131
You feel me, Dirk?"

411
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,134
Itchy‐gitchy ya‐ya hiya!

412
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,403
Excuse me, I, um,
I have the mic.

413
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,807
"When we met

414
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,077
"the river of my past and future
set their course anew.

415
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,213
"They flow through you.

416
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,416
"I felt a surge
as they converged.

417
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,352
"Born again, untouched by sin.

418
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,188
"Except the ones
I wanted to commit

419
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,790
"with you.

420
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,559
"So get it straight, my love

421
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,060
"you are my fate

422
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,494
"above all others.

423
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,566
"But now, my part in this
is through

424
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,635
"because the rest..

425
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,469
...the rest is up to you."

426
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,772
[instrumental music]

427
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,208
Um, you can snap now.

428
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,078
[all snapping]

429
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,850
Alright, um, um, um, look,
I‐I‐I have a poem..

430
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,484
...also that I wrote.

431
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,753
Um..

432
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,688
It's a poem about my woman.

433
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,156
And it's called..

434
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,692
"...My Woman."

435
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,530
"My woman..

436
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,799
"...has to deal

437
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,268
"with a lie

438
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,871
"with the man she got.

439
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,606
"And I might be hot.

440
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,210
"But that's not..

441
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,545
"...an excuse.

442
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,849
Kaboos."

443
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,720
I have another poem I wrote.

444
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,156
Well, act.. Well, actually
it's more of, of a shout‐out.

445
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,758
And it's called..

446
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,529
"...A Shout‐Out."

447
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,733
"T‐Tia..

448
00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:24,337
"...my joy, my light.

449
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,740
"My fiance.

450
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,341
"I love you..

451
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,312
"...bab‐ay.

452
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,883
"I'm sorry that

453
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,785
"I made you jump a hurdle..

454
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,456
"You feel me, Turtle?

455
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,226
[snapping finger]

456
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,898
"I'll never...hurt you again.

457
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:57,203
"Like I've been...doin'.

458
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,775
"I want us to stop fightin'.

459
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,878
"And if you kiss me now..

460
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,814
...I'll stop reciting."

461
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,850
Please, kiss him quick.

462
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,855
I love you.

463
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,222
I love you too.

464
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,760
[whispering]
Oh, wait.

465
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,227
Music.

466
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,197
[instrumental music]

467
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,567
[snapping fingers]

468
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,712
Hey!

469
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,280
Hey, Neesee, what's the urgency?

470
00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:43,717
Um..

471
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,519
You know, the other night
when I fell asleep

472
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,621
during "Notting Hill?"

473
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,524
Well, I finally watched
the rest of it.

474
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,225
And I owe you an apology.

475
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,860
Turns out she was happy
with that guy.

476
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,297
Well, I thought you said
that couldn't happen.

477
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,700
Yeah, I was talkin' about
in the movies.

478
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,502
But in real life

479
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,504
you never know the ending.

480
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,238
So come sit down.

481
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,408
I made you
a tooth‐friendly meal.

482
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,377
Mashed potatoes,
pureed string beans

483
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,714
and a roast,
that is so tender

484
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,782
my uncle, Till,
could gum it apart.

485
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:25,425
Thank you.

486
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,993
You're welcome.

487
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,428
[chuckles]

488
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,763
Come on.

489
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,568
[theme music]